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    STATUS: [FAILED]

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  • doing past life regressions just to watch my husband die from tuberculosis on our tobacco farm

  • i drag him out the screen door and down the front porch steps, he says he wants to stare at the sky as he dies. i don’t know the first thing about farming tobacco. 

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    Fantastic feature guys!

  • Fix this by turning "show upload progress" off in Account Settings 👍

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  • Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

  • no more babygirl steve, give me "steve's her daddy now" steve or nothing. he's not a blushing virgin, he's a confident manwhore & should be treated as such. he calls himself daddy once in eddie's presence as a joke & eddie gets so flustered he has to leave the room

  • A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.

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    a slightly poorly-edited compilation of my favorite jellycats that i don’t already have!

  • She's an artist.

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  • The art in question... In case anyone was interested...

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    Thanks everyone for supporting an aspiring artist! Her work is on the fridge where she can look at it whenever she wants.

    • Survive the Event.
  • BROWN!!!!!!! EYES!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

    worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

    white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

    a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

    the first man made centipede: kill me again

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  • more portraits

  • see the thing is that mitski and hozier are exactly that good, its just that so many of their fans are all collectively competing for the most annoying people on earth award. and winning.

  • i say this all the time but im fucking right like hozier and mitski are actually geniuses and incredibly respectable and admirable artists with beautiful unique voices and evocative lyrics and moving instrumentals that just fucking tear at your heart and head. theyre so fucking talented and always have been, but their fans SUCK. so fucking bad. they suck ass so hard its unreal.

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  • I miss 80s/90s film cinematography and set design so deeply… everything looks so rich and textured and orange and sweaty and cluttered… when I see a modern movie shot on digital where everyone’s clothes look steam pressed off a studio rack and the interiors are harshly lit and bare as a showroom I throw up in my mouth. and a little dribbles out

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    i’ve come to a conclusion

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    hang on one second

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    here we go

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